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My wife, a medical doctor, is quite strict about the sweets I am allowed to have, and when she does give me permission, laughs as I take it, sit on my favourite rocking chair, and relish the delicacy!
“Why are you closing your eyes?” she asks chuckling away.
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Laws like sedition and abetment to suicide are used conveniently by the police to harass the public. And because cunning people know such laws can be used to land you in jail, they threaten you with them. “I am going to commit suicide!”
“What? For this small amount of money?”
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Even as I hear the Supreme Court calling sedition, a ‘colonial’ law, I also hear that a hundred farmers have been slapped with the same ‘colonial’ law for protesting!
I agree, nobody likes his car stopped on a highway, especially a Speaker!
But that’s democracy!
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What part of the car causes the most accidents?
Ans: The nut that holds the wheel!
Opened the newspaper this morning and found a whole supplement devoted to cars so I said, well if you can't beat them, join them and decided to devote today's column to car fun!
When a family buys a new car, the father's question is,
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This happened on Valentines Day, a few months ago: I had just finished my jog and was sitting on a bench in the park, when a young girl, who had also been jogging came and sat next to me. “Happy Valentines Day!” she said and I politely wished her the same.
“You run very fast,” I told her, just to make polite conversation.